What was the joke?
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- Funnier stuff happened after the audience "left." - Were "different." Were in "here." Theres no "rules."
Headmasters home, we had the dormitory to "ourselves." "Wait till you hear "this."
I have a recollection of the joke being told at about five oclock in the morning
for a bunch of "comedians."
You always saved it - like a "powerhouse."
It was one of those toppers you could pull "out."
There w
Jakob The Liar Script
Hitler goes to a fortuneteller and asks:
"When will I die?"
And the fortuneteller replies:
"On a Jewish holiday. "
Hitler then asks,
"How do you know that?"
And she replies:
"Any day you die will
be a Jewish holiday. "
So you ask me, as a Jew:
"How could you tell a joke
like that at a time like that?"
Thats how we survived.
Those were some of the
things that kept us going.
E
joke.
Little Eddie got a joke to tell.
Go on, Eddie.
Eddie. Eddie.
I got a joke to tell.
Once there was a lion
and a monkey.
The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."
And the lion said,
"No, you cant."
So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.
And then he started peeing
on the lions head.
"Now its raining!"
Then he started farting.
"Now theres thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.
"Now